This is my potato. There are many like it but this one is mine. My potato is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my potato. My potato, without me is useless. Without my potato, I am useless. I must widen my girth true. I must be fatter than any enemy who is trying to out-fat me. I must potato him before he potatoes me.My potato and myself know that what counts in this war is not the pounds we weigh, the noise of our fart, nor the mess we make. We know that it is the fat that counts. We will fatten up...My potato is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its flesh, its buds, its skin and its heart. I will keep my potato clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God I swear this creed. My potato and myself are the defenders of my honor. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is mine and there is no enemy, but Peace.thanks to chin kee yong for the above creed
